Only acceptable response.
this was too amazing not to reblog.
Me, to any of my friends when people are being assholes.
Ya ya this is right on
if u don’t have a good sense of humour then i’m sorry we can’t be friends
I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs